One thing I really enjoy here is the ability to read all of my favorite time-wasting blogs like GoFugYourself. However, I don’t think my friends at that blog do enough smackdowns where my arch-nemesis Donna Karan is concerned. Oh, sure, they made fun of one of her dresses, but the key crimes that this woman commits are:
1. If you have shoulders like an NFL linebacker, don’t wear a dress that FOCUSES on them. I don’t care if your whole line caters to models with willowy shoulders, that does not mean YOU can wear the stuff.
2. Big saggy breasts should be either propped up or not displayed. Period.
I offer for evidence the following photo of Ms. Karan’s appearance at Fashion Rocks. (which was not fashion, nor did it rock.) Consider yourself warned. 
Jeni
September 29, 2006 at 5:01 am
Wow, I feel a lot better about my boobs.
at risk of receiving a backhand, should I even admit that I really like her underwear?
Maryam in Marrakesh
September 29, 2006 at 7:01 pm
I swear, mine are looking down right perky, too, in comparison. And I do love her underwear, also. Can’t believe she couldn’t have whipped up a bra for that little black number she was wearing.
Felix
October 1, 2006 at 11:28 pm
Well, I looove her clothes and “intimates” – just not when she wears them.